Old cat, new trick
Ever the entertainer, Sorcha recently learned a new trick. Well, maybe it’s her only “trick,” unless you count impersonating a lunch lady. She generally does this from her spot at the dinner table, in exchange for cheese.
Sorcha sez: THE STUPID HUMANS FINALLY LEARNED THEIR FIRST TRICK. I CAN NOW GET THEM TO GIVE ME CHEESE WHENEVER I SIGNAL THEM WITH A HIGH 5. ACTUALLY? IT’S A HIGH FOUR? BECAUSE THEY SURGICALLY REMOVED MY THUMBS BECAUSE THEY FOUND ME THREATENING. THEY’RE SO STUPID… LIKE THE LACK OF THUMBS IS GOING TO STOP ME!